007, meet 009,aka Jayson Bend, your gay R.I.M. agent, as he teams up with his Swiss counterpart, Alec DeCoque, to foil maniacal hair salon mogul Raymond Perdood before he launches his sinister satellite. Actor Davis Brooks gets to the bottom of this sexy and stylish Bond spoof filled with dazzling special effects and double entendres that will have you begging to see if 009 comes out on top. Multitalented Matt Carter directed, edited, composed the music, and created the visual effects for this winning satire. Plays with: WANT IT Lee Haven Jones; 2014; UK; 11 min. When a covetous intruder breaks into a posh home, he finds a sexy reward. INTERNATIONAL MALE Heath Daniels; 2015; US; 7 min. If you are an aspiring cosmopolite, creditors don’t have to be a roadblock to worldliness. Just make sure they don’t cut off the Internet.